The Meathook Massacre The Meathook Massacre is perfectly unreasonable
These days, to remove ambiguity it is often written in a range to avoid confusion
It is a one-mana legendary monkey pirate creature at 2/2 that, when it deals combat damage to an opposing player, creates a treasure token and exiles the top card of the defending player's library, and you can cast that card until the end of the turn
Legendary Creature - Ape Dinosaur Turtle Kogla, the Titan Ape When Kogla enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control
It actually ascends to be better than its inspiration since the Tempered Steel effect counts all your other artifact creatures, not just the Gnomes created by this effect
What makes them such a fun addition to the set is their variety of dynamic poses, fun variations in expected moves, and the fact that were seeing what is essentially the return of one of the coolest Pokmon TCG expansions yet